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Sunday, August 13, 2006

I swear to fucking god that if I ever see a bastard from dish network collapse and start dying in front of me somewhere, not only am I not giving mouth to mouth, I'm going to kick them in the fucking head.
I hate Dish network! They suck ass! They chopped my internet wires while they were installing the dish, their customer service is outsourced, so when I'm pissed off and call them all I get is some hindu apologizing to me. Have you ever tried to be pissed at a hindu? It's impossible. I keep envisioning Gahndi at the loom telling me to "just chill out bro" in that slurpee guy accent. And now I can't get a good signal for shit. Look, I know it's all bread and circuses. We hit the 2600 mark in Iraq and Bush and his Republican hate machine are eating the guts of the middle class and shitting out $. In fact, here is a string of articles detailing how Orwellian (and extremely lucrative, EXTREMELY) the whole business of George's perpetual war has become:
http://home.hamptonroads.com/stories/story.cfm?story=108106&ran=202193
(you'd better go read them fucker, that took forever to type in)
So, anyway all I'm trying to say is that if you are going to lull me to sleep with sixty channels of mind numbing, consumer remedies for incesant ass dripping and non-stop girls gone wild commercials, at least make the carnival ride work man!

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