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Sunday, November 19, 2006

Hey guess what? The Rumsfeld doctrine is a fucking failure!
No one would ever have guessed it. Imagine that jackass being given and righteously taking credit for his blitzkrieg style assault on Baghdad. He sends us in with only a portion of the troops he was advised to use saying we could get the job done. Cheney backs the bullshit up with his "we'll be greeted as liberators"
line and low and behold a few weeks later Saddam is having ticks yanked outta his beard. What Rummy and the knuckleheads putting this new FSO together have chosen to ignore is that, Saddam's army had been decimated by ten years of war with neighboring Iran, a good thorough red, white and blue ass kicking in the 90s and nearly ten years of sanctions and no fly zones covering most of his country. We had him down to old men in khakis and soviet-era bolt action rifles. If this is not acknowledged by our future military leaders in the field, we can only expect future failure. Of course, all of this should be expected by the same people who brought you:
While all this war business means big business, there are people here at home suffering unjustly because of the patriotic guilt trip laid on them decades ago. We have money for war and all the instruments necessary to fight them, but we never seem to have money to clean up the mess it comes with (Don't even get me started on depleted uranium).

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

WHEW! Thank GOd that the Democrats have won! Now i can go back to voting Republican. If you believe for one moment this is going to change a bunch of things you are a member of an elite group of individuals who still believe in the American dream. And like Carlin says, "the reason they call it the American dream is cuz you have to be asleep to believe it." Fact is that a lot of the Dems that have one this election are being very clear about who they are. They may be against the war, but seriously at this point you would have to be mildly retarded not to think that at the very least Rummy needs to be fed to wild boars. Don't be fooled, this is a new breed of Dem. They come right out of the Democratic Leadership Congress and their time is here. They are Nazi light. They are responsible for Bill Clinton, NAFTA, and while I'm at it I might as well blame them for cancer. Truth be told they aren't much better than the Republicans we have had at the helm. Don't believe me? Watch Nancy Pelosi for the next couple of years. Her hair is going to go solid gray, her ass will swell up and get sore from the poundings (not an easy thing for a woman in San Fran) and she will most certainly end up in rehab. Why? Because she is about to become a croc hunter in a pool of stingrays (R.I.P. Steve). Still don't believe me? McCain said it best tonight, the U.S. "is still a conservative nation." Think he's wrong? Look at the all the states where gay marriage was on the ballot; Polici Verso, thumbs down boys and girls. Even in a moderately liberal, decade’s long, blue state, Wisconsin it got shot down. My advice to all of you is to move to the great state of California. AHHHNOOOLD, AHHHNOOOLD, AHHHNOOLD! Six more years of Darryl Hammond donning that gap toothed prosthetic on SNL, AWESOME! I am a bit upset though cuz we let 2 really good referendumbs slip through. Had they been pushed though the fucking oil companies and the tobacco whores would have been stuck like a couple of strippers at USC frat party and the California taxpayer would have been the lucky brother with a double header in his mouth. Oh well, can't always get what you want (unless you know my buddy Dave, wink wink). Quite frankly, the whole fucking thing is, as Chomsky sez, "Kabuki theatre." We have 2 pardies that run the whole show. I would feel better if we had a government similar to what the Italians have, where dozens of political parties fight tooth and nail for every inch they get. Its, confusion and chaos at it's finest but it keeps them engaged and makes it harder to blame the government for how fucked up things are. And remember one last thing; THEY still control the judicial branch. The whole fucking thing from your local black robed cocksucker to the ones that sit on the Supreme Court and that is where power lies in this country; Law, not rhetoric is what our country is founded on. Laws are what make us better than those diaper sporting, heathen bomb throwers "over there." Finally, if you think GWB is going to atone for being a bone head for the last six years by putting on a pair of Birks and pushing to "legalize it", you are in for a long 2 years. He was razed by the right and shall follow the will of pedophiles, wife beaters and people with bad teeth until J.C. comes back or the end of his term, whichever comes first. He was razed by the right and shall follow the will of pedophiles, wife beaters and people with bad teeth until J.C. comes back or the end of his term, whichever comes first. What I think might be of great novelty is to see BORAT run our country for awhile. Wait! Before you call the F.B.I. on me, think about how that might change our political landscape and ask yourself if having a ruler that wants "sexytime" with his sister, the number four prostitute of Kazakhstan,

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