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Sunday, December 31, 2006

Last post for 06

Standard issue SoCal gear. The Slip on CPC (Canvas Personnel Carriers). Do not roll out of bed at 2 in the afternoon without them. Every South Bay slacker has a pair and now I am officially a Californian, Dude!
I forgot to post last week because i was busy with Jesus day events. But, I cannot let 06 pass me by without one last post. SO there it is one last post. Have an angry new year!

Monday, December 18, 2006

Once in a great while i get to stick it to whitey. Well, I managed to not only stick it to him good but, I got a Wii too, baby! Ooooh yeah! The Japanese may have lost the war but they are winning the hearts and minds of the American slacker with this little booger. It's not the muscle car of the console world but, it's a nuclear powered go cart with an awesome eight track player and a cup holder that fits your favorite bong. The story goes...
I was at Target, consuming like the rest of the sheep, when low and behold I see in a display case a box containing what i thought to be a the time a display box for the Wii. Curiosity got the best of me and I just had to ask if that was the real thing or just another target mind fuck. The lovely Nubian queen at the camera counter had me waiting for some time while she caught up on some ghetto scandal that she missed, supposedly while she was working. But, my patience paid off andshe confirmed my hopes and quickly went to fetch my new Wii, when suddenly an evil blue eyed devil tried to rip the last of the highly coveted boxes from her hands, proclaiming that the console was his because he had been waiting for it. She pulled the box from his evil clutches and made a "B-line" right for me, telling him that I was in fact the rightful owner of the last Wii. White folk get angry funny and Mr. Manhattan Beach condo would be no exception. He and his oppressive, thin lipped wife, whined and cried fouled immediately and when a young corn rolled brotha showed up they laughed and mocked his position as a leader within the Target world. How dare they, I thought. So, I lingered about for 2o minutes pretending I wasn't sure if I wanted it or not. The entire they time all they did was complain and whine and circle around me like vultures. But, I eventually grew tired of my own game and slapped down the plastic. Mr. Charley would have to return to his polo pony world empty handed. The market had decided. Whitey had been defeated, at least for today.

Monday, December 11, 2006

The Road Warrior is completely forgiven for his hatred of the Jews! I forgive him, the public forgives him, the press forgives him and Jay Leno forgives him. It's all good, Mel!
Apocalypto was a fantastic movie. It really was. I didn't expect to see a documentary and didn't get one. It was an action movie or chase flick to be specific. It was great to see the Mayan city recreated (It might have even been Chichen-Itza, we don't know, Mel never says). The costumes, were great. The actors weren't Hollywood stock, they were Mestizo types from the Yucatan; at least thats what Mel told Jay Leno. I really appreciated the film for it's portrayal of the harsh life that the Amerinds faced. No doubt that sacrifices took place, probably and were not 100% sure but probably, on a mass scale. To see the toiling that took place to build the great temples was unique as well. The colliseums of Rome probably extinguished many lives to build, but we seldom see that in any films. I thought it was a really good movie and one who's time had come. Mel has given us a film about Indigenous people and managed not to turn them into buffoons or fairy like forest dwellers. Now if only someone could figure out how to make a movie about how these were the same Indians who invented the concept of Zero, aggregated deserts, and built huge cities on top of swamps. Yeah, that might be a cool movie too. Don't take it from me or Mel; if you want to know more read, "1491" by Charles Mann. But we have all forgiven Mel and in fact, must all be in a forgiving mood this week. Some have forgiven a blood thirsty lunatic: http://news.yahoo.com/fc/world/chil
Others have forgiven a bunch of blood thirsty lunatics:http://www.nytimes.com/2006/12/11/world/middleeast/11cnd-iran.html?hp&ex=1165899600&en=89a54e1e0974643d&ei=5094&partner=homepage
But, so help me god no one should ever forgive a giggling whore:

Monday, December 04, 2006

Boy it is cold out here! HAHHAHAHAA! You wuz all hatin on me this week cuz I'm warm.
But you want cold blooded? I'll give you cold blooded:
Cold and creepy:
Who's ready for jail??? And by the way, how is that we continue to build more and more jails, pass minimum mandatory laws and yet the number of crimes committed in the last 30 years keeps going down, yet more people are in trouble with the law?
Stay warm, Chicago!

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