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Monday, February 25, 2008

Oscar in Da House


Well, it's over now. The dust has settled and the stench of $30k a drop perfume is slowly dissipating, but the faint glow of glitter shows the path to immortality. Yes, that is the famous Kodak Theatre and yes that is I. And in my hands is the most sacred of books to all writers; the notebook. It is where history has been under construction for many years. It is full of brilliant thoughts and mindless rants fueled by alcohol. Yet it is the key to the shuttered doors behind me, the ticket to the limelight and a kiss on the cheek from Penelope Cruz. Speaking of hot Spaniards, I am so happy that Javier Bardem won best supporting actor. Anyone who has seen him in Love in the Age of Cholera, Before Night Falls or The Dancer Upstairs knows what an absolutely brilliant actor this guy is. I haven't seen No Country but I am certain he deserved that award. No if only someone will give the brotha a lead role I'm sure he could peg down that best actor and strike up a win for La Raza

Sunday, February 24, 2008

Jacked In (Just Call Me Copper Top)

DUDE!!!
Oh my god, it's a curse and a blessing! I haven't blogged or written anything in ages and it's all to blame on the 360. It is an awesome piece of space zombie technology for which America's numb and stoopid must give thanks for everyday. Forget the war, aids, debt, environment etc.. Give every home in the republic one of these little bad boys and access to all the games you want and you could run Bin Laden as a candidate in the next election and no one would notice. Fortunately, My mind is wired to jones for the low tech mediums, like a book, from time to time and I must break away from the rapid fire ones and zeros. If I can get past this next level of gears of war I might actually consider going for a walk. I think the chihuahua has gained 40 lbs and taken to shitting on his own bed, which wouldn't be a big deal except that he sleeps with me. XBOX FEVER. CATCH IT!!!

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